Cameron J. Smith

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best post i’ve ever read.. what to drink alone haha

I will try to pair you to the right booze based on your criteria……

Beer and wine are very social drinks, so I don’t recommend them. Those are the kinda of drinks that you buy for friends, or share in the experience of their flavors. You give wine as a gift, or you buy your buddy a beer for male bonding……… not for the potential anarchist. You need hard liquor.

Cognac is a good non-social drink……although I don’t recommend it for you. You are trying to be anti-social (as opposed to just introverted). Cognac is for the cerebral kinds of loners that like to relax and read books. 

Absinthe—— a bit pricey, but great for creative or misanthropic loners. Just stay away from toxic oil paints and revolvers, and you should be fine. 

Vodka/Tequila… only if you drink it straight. If you use any sort of mixer (IE - orange juice; grenadine; fruit punch; triple sec; etc) it automatically becomes a social drink. 
I’d recommend a mid to low shelf vodka. As for tequila….just get some Cuervo (don’t even think about Patron or Don Juan or Milagro or anything fancy).

Brandy - Paul Masson is perfect. Also relatively inexpensive

Whiskey — Good for loners as long as you don’t drink anything from the “top shelf”. I’d recommend Evan Williams. Mixing this one with coca cola does not make it into a social drink. 

Liqueurs — I do not recommend

Rum — oriented towards fruitier social drinkers. 151 is the only exception, but its really difficult to drink on a regular basis. 

the ultimate antisocial loner drink is moonshine if you can find it.

— 3 weeks ago

I want to fly

Can you take me far away

Give me a star to reach for

Tell me what it takes

And I’ll go so high

I’ll go so high

My feet won’t touch the ground

Stitch my wings

And pull the strings

I bought these dreams

That all fall down

— 2 months ago

thank god for numbers and money.

because i really fucking hate people.

— 2 months ago

you can never be sure. when you ask for something you wont get it. when you want something more than anything it wont happen. the second the really dont care is the second it become a possibility, and exactly when you dont want it to happen is when it begins. i cant explain it. its fucking retarded. and hard. but you know what? eventually i’ll be fine. i’ll be just fine. and once that happens, you’ll regret everything you’ve ever done. 

— 2 months ago